Week 01 - The Results

Yes, it was a stellar return of 1.49% like Capper said. But hey, a buck's a buck. One thing I learned in finance is that home runs are risky, but singles can go on all day. Or least that's what I tell myself when I withdraw my $1.79 in winnings.

Here are the results:

Spread Results

Rank	Pick	Vs	Spd	Bet %	Bet Amt	W/L	Payout
1	SEA	@ BUF	+1	27%	$7.50	L	$0.00
2	TB	@ NO	+3	25%	$7.50	L	$0.00
3	BAL	v. CIN	+1.5	25%	$7.50	W	$14.32
4	ARI	@ SF	-2.5	23%	$7.50	W	$14.32
5	DEN	@ OAK	-3			W
6	HOU	@ PIT	+6.5			L
7	PHI	v. STL	-7.5			W
8	CAR	@ SD	+9			W
9	JAC	@ TEN	-3			L
10	CHI	@ IND	+9.5			W
11	DET	@ ATL	-3			L
12	WAS	@ NYG	+4.5			L
13	KC	@ NE	+16.5			W
14	MIN	@ GB	+2.5			L
15	NYJ	@ MIA	-3			W
16	CLE	v. DAL	+6			L
	Totals:		Bets:		$30.00	Payout:	$28.64
			Week Return:		-4.55%

Moneyline Results

Rank	Pick	Vs	Spd	Bet %	Bet Amt	W/L	Payout
1	PHI	v. STL	-340	29%	$6.67	W	$8.63
2	TB	@ NO	+145	26%	$6.11	L	$0.00
3	ARI	@ SF	-140	24%	$5.55	W	$9.52
4	DEN	@ OAK	-150	21%	$5.00	W	$8.33
5	JAC	@ TEN	-150			L
6	DET	@ ATL	-165			L
7	NYJ	@ MIA	-160			W
8	GB	v. MIN	-140			W
9	DAL	@ CLE	-250			W
10	NYG	v. WAS	-220			W
11	PIT	v. HOU	-280			W
12	SD	v. CAR	-450			L
13	IND	v. CHI	-500			L
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	Totals:		Bets:		$23.33	Payout:	$26.48
			Week Return:		13.52%

So this week, the moneyline kept me afloat, specifically DEN's whooooooooping of OAK. Look for JaMarcus Russel and Lane Kiffin on the waiver wire this week, as Al Davis says, "You want to do something right, you gotta do it yourself" and suits up in a uniform for the first time since 1843.

The early lines are TOTALLY RIDICULOUS this week, with some of the most stupid overreactions I've ever seen out of Vegas. Of course, that's before I run the statistics, but just get a load of these:

Fav	Dog	Loc		Open
KC	OAK	KC		-4
CIN	TEN	CIN		-1
IND	MIN	MIN		-2
NO	WAS	WAS		0
GB	DET	DET		-3
CAR	CHI	CAR		-3
NYG	STL	STL		-9
JAC	BUF	JAC		-6
TB	ATL	TB		-8
SEA	SF	SEA		-8
ARI	MIA	ARI		-7
NYJ	NE	NYJ		-2
HOU	BAL	HOU		-4.5
SD	DEN	DEN		-2
PIT	CLE	CLE		-6
DAL	PHI	DAL		-7

I mean, IND only -2 against MIN's terrible terrible (terrible) secondary? NE is an underdog at NYJ? Really? GB only 3 over DET? Can you say trap game?

Watch for more ridiculosity, I'm running the numbers now.